Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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