I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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