im gay
i know
yea but for you.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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