There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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