Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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