I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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