y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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