It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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