the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
a search helicopter?!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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