I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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