I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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