Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I had to cum in my sink.
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