I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
