My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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