It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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