help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize