is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
