In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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