I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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