Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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