I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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