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I am engaged

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To a real live girl that has met me

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(813): View more from Florida

The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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(585): View more from New York

he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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(917): View more from New York City

I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.

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(949): View more from California

My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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(360): View more from Washington

He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.

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