Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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