My friends, they love my intelligence
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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