would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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