hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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