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(603): View more from New Hampshire

could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?

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(408): View more from California

Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people

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(707): View more from California

Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.

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(720): View more from Colorado

well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(818): View more from California

I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.

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(518): View more from New York

my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks

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(256): View more from Alabama

2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?

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