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• (949): View more from California

  so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"

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• (352): View more from Florida

  You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.

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  he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea

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• (858): View more from California

  She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.

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  And I meant every ounce of it.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  they paper machayed me.

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  i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?

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  YOUTHS.

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