No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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