yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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