so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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