God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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