Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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