4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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