Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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