I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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