Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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