just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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