But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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