I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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