she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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