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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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