You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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