know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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