covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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