i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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