I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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