It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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