Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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