dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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