And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I am available for nakedness
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
