i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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