ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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