talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
this boner is exhausting
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
