He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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