So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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