its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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