1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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